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JOIN!

Membership in The League of Ass Kickers is completely free as it has been since The League was founded in 1845. It is also a life-long commitment to the goal of kicking ass and being an ass kicker.

If you feel up to this challenge, you can JOIN The League of Ass Kickers by following these simple steps.



1. Place your right hand on your butt and repeat or think the following words:

    I, state your name, kick so much ass that’s its practically ridiculous.
    I am the things of legend.

2. Enter your name in the box below and prepare for adventure.



Your Name: