Ewen Dervish
1852 – 1885
Third President of the League of Ass Kickers
Ewan Dervish was what we in The League call an ass kick prodigy. He was the first left-handed person in The League and the first member and president under the age of 14.
As the nephew in law of Seamus McBride, Dervish was exposed to the rigors of ass kicking on a daily basis since the early age of five. Still it was an upset and a surprise to The League as a whole when the boy was given the position of presidency on his uncle in law’s death bed.
Dervish wasted no time.
He spread the growth of The League of Arse Kickers through Ireland’s youth like wildfire and it flourished there for many years until that very same youth was no longer a youth at all but a contingent of fully grown ass kickers.
Dervish also gave the group some legitimacy that it had suffered while under the ward of its prior presidents—both of dubious origin and lacking in the subtleties and charm of the young Irishman.
Ewan retired from his position in 1875 and moved to France where he opened a toilet store.
It has always been part of League legend that Ewan Dervish created the secret handshake of The League of Ass Kickers. However, as per League bylaws, he never disclosed it to anyone.
Third President of the League of Ass Kickers
Ewan Dervish was what we in The League call an ass kick prodigy. He was the first left-handed person in The League and the first member and president under the age of 14.
As the nephew in law of Seamus McBride, Dervish was exposed to the rigors of ass kicking on a daily basis since the early age of five. Still it was an upset and a surprise to The League as a whole when the boy was given the position of presidency on his uncle in law’s death bed.
Dervish wasted no time.
He spread the growth of The League of Arse Kickers through Ireland’s youth like wildfire and it flourished there for many years until that very same youth was no longer a youth at all but a contingent of fully grown ass kickers.
Dervish also gave the group some legitimacy that it had suffered while under the ward of its prior presidents—both of dubious origin and lacking in the subtleties and charm of the young Irishman.
Ewan retired from his position in 1875 and moved to France where he opened a toilet store.
It has always been part of League legend that Ewan Dervish created the secret handshake of The League of Ass Kickers. However, as per League bylaws, he never disclosed it to anyone.