In 1864 the League of Ass Kickers was growing by the day under the progressive platform of our second president, Seamus McBride. Under intense pressure by local town councils aggitated by the growth of the clandestine organization, Seamus drafted the following set of bylaws that the League follow to this day. The original copy was tragically lost during Seamus’ death.

Historical Note
Law # 9 and the latter half of law #2 have been struck from the official by-laws and remain here only as a historical record.

1. Membership shall be free and binding ye until death. No in’s and out’s!
2. Membership is non-exclusive – except for gobshite limey bastards.
3. Meetings are held every seven-teen of March and last ye unto question mark.
4. Any member asked for assistence must oblige to the best of his ability.
5. The crest of the League of Arse Kickers may not be displayed sideways or upsidedown or with things drawn upon it—upon penalty of an arse kicking.
6. The secret handshake and call of the League of Arse Kickers may not be told to anyone at any time, ye even unto fellow members of the League.
7. Arse Kicking done on the side of good and right is sanctioned League activity. If not, your on your own.
8. And The President of the League shall declare a successor when he deems fit, or upon his death the position will go to the most senior member of the League in years joined.
9. No women or children under age 8.
10. Long Live the League of the Arse Kickers!