The League of Ass Kickers is a highly selective group of individuals widely known for their excellence in the field of kicking ass. We come in all shapes and sizes, and from all walks of life—construction workers, doctors, kung fu people; only one thing remains the same, and that is that we kick ass as hard as possible and at all times.

Nay—we are not a group that advocates violence. We simply realize that there are times in the life of an ass when it deserves to be kicked with extreme prejudice or when general ass kicking must be done in the manner only befitting a professional ass kicker—that’s where we come in.

Easily identified by our logo, feel free to call on any member of The League of Ass Kickers at any time to lend a hand in the form of an ass kicking foot and right wrongs in a way only possible through the magic of a kicked ass.